Image To Be Retired

Readership, countrymen, robber barons, landlords...Soviet Phonebook is many things, but self-indulgent is not one of them. We are masters in the art of recognizing borders and knowing our limits- after all, we're convicted felons and ex-lacrosse players. And as such, we are well aware- and on the scene- when a certain image has already reached its critical usage mass. In this case, it's happened within 24 hours of SP's humble existence.

So, it is with great honor, a tinge of heartfelt sadness, and in spirit of SP, some self-righteous feigned moral outrage ("Oh. My. Goodness. That is just sick and wrong. And now to Susan with traffic.") that I call for the permanent retirement of the infamous turdpedo picture, which has already been used in consecutive entries.



Turdy, we hardly knew ye. R.I.P.

For the untimely death of this revered shitshuttle, we place not the burden of blame on Most Venerable Jean-Luc, but rather, on the mind-numbingly mundane shoulders of Mediocre Money's Average Economist, Dungbeetle Dave Farrelmackis, who is currently out fucking a lady in an uncomfortable place- like the back of a Volkswagen.

May he feel the wrath of 1,000 constipations.