It is with much sorrow that I inform you, loyal reader

That His Excellency, the one true savior of the Jah people and Mike Tirico, Conqueror of Zab Judah and Purveyor of Atrocious Atrocities, The Most Venerable and Esteemed Sir Jean-Luc Bertrand Vincent Van Dingleberry, has passed. His funeral will be held in Matanzas on Jueves, because, in his own most intricate words,

"Yo soy un hombre sincero. De donde crecen las palmas. Yo soy un hombre sincero. De donde crecen las palmas. Y antes de morirme quiero. Echar mis versos del alma"

We are all in mourning. In his absence, it is I, noble Ser Saucy of the house of McFuck, that will serve as King Regent. That said, you bitches better recognize. I will carry out all action as King Regent with one thing in mind:

What would Jean-Luc do? Jean-Luc would tell you to suck his cock, because fuck it, that's just the way he rolls. After all, YOLO.